Illinois Weather...Whether You Like It Or Not...

I hate it.


On a scale of "1" to "suck", Illinois weather TOPS the scale.


Yesterday morning, almost 60 degrees...today, almost 20.


It's no wonder people are always getting sick, the damn weather can't decide what damn season it is.


HEY ILLINOIS...IT'S FREAKING WINTER, OKAY???? QUIT TRYING TO FOOL OUR BODIES INTO THINKING IT IS SPRING.


You SUCK!!!

Well...damn...

It's hard to be negative after a night that involved red velvet cheesecake, and PIE the next morning...and then they didn't have anything happening at the hotel last night, so I don't have to clean up after 200 people like I usually do...dare I say it...LIFE IS GOOD!!!

For today anyway...

I guess GOD must love you...He made so many of you...

But I HATE you!!!

You freaking dolt!!!

Just where the hell did you get that driver's license anyway, the back of a damn cereal box or something?

CHEEZUS!!!

#1...Turn signals...USE THEM!!!

#2...20 MPH UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT IN TOWN should be a damn capitol offense...seriously...if you can't drive faster than 20 in a 40, then freaking WALK!!!

#3....as for YOU...there is a REASON they call it a "no passing zone"...do I need to draw you a damn diagram?

KEERYST!!!

Doesn't LOOK new...

Looks like the same old thing.

What's with all this "year" crap anyway? Years just make us older. And what's so hip about counting? Who needs numbers? We could just as well get by with "a few", "some", and "a shitload" instead of all these damn numbers.

Sheesh...